How To Turn Your Shower Into a Transporter

You can turn your bathroom into a replica of the transporter room from classic Star Trek.

Think Geek is offering an officially licensed shower curtain and bath mat that will transform your bathroom.

You can beam them up into your home for a mere $49.95 (plus shipping, of course).

Here are some details from Think Geek’s description of the product.

Makes it look like you’re disappearing as part of a landing party
Officially-licensed Star Trek merchandise
Materials: shower curtain – 100% polyester, bath mat – 100% polyester pile
Includes: Shower curtain, 12 shower rings, bath mat, and Heisenberg compensator (although we’re uncertain about that last component)
Dimensions: shower curtain – 72″ square, bath mat – 26″ diameter
Care instructions: Shower curtain – Machine wash cold. Line dry. Bath mat – Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent.

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