Forget the Blu-Rays, autographed first editions of all the novels and your cos-play Game of Thrones outfit. If you really want a conversation starter and you’ve got $30,000 lying around, you can own a replica of the Iron Throne from the hit HBO series.
Of course, you’ll have to pay an additional $1,800 shipping, but if you’re going to pay $30,000 for the replica prop, why quibble over the shipping?
You’ll probably want some friends or family members there to help you move the Iron Throne into its place of honor in your home. According to the web site where you can order the throne, it weights in at 350 pounds.
If any of our readers/listeners decides to order one, we hope you’ll either invite us over to have our picture made in the Iron Throne or at least send us pictures of you in the throne that we can share.
If I had that, the first thing I would say is “I AM YOUR KING AND YOU ARE ALL MY SLAVES!” unless I can think of a quote from a film or something, that’s what I’m sticking with.