Looking for a gift for the Star Wars fan who has everything?

How about Yoda pasties?

Yes, you read that right. Etsy offers Yoda pasties..something surely needed by every fan of “a galaxy far, far away…”

Here’s detail on them from the site:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… a new hope for your Ta-ta’s.

Approximately 2.25 inches in height and 4.5 in width.

Sparkly lime green pasties available with or without tassels.

Sequins attached meticulously by hand with an industrial strength adhesive. Amazing quality.
Pasties are cupped to curve perfectly with the shape of your breast. The pasties have a soft buckram cotton cloth backing.

Complimentary Double sided-adhesive tape is attached to the back. This may be removed after a one-time use. To re-use, we recommend double sided tape for the bedroom. For prolonged or stage use, you may adhere the pasties with eyelash glue, carpet tape, toupee tape or spirit gum.