The holidays are a time for celebrating. And our good friends from Qmx couldn’t think of a better way to say “Happy Frakkin’ Holidays” than to unleash a wave of destruction upon the Cylons – “Ho, ho, ho, blam!”
First up (and NOW AVAILABLE) is “How to Spot a Cylon”, an extra-large (24″ x 36″), special-edition poster with 10 tips that’ll turn you into a Cylon detector. Remember, the Cylons look like us now. And you know, they have a plan or something, so watch out!
Next up is the Official Battlestar Galactica Propaganda Poster Set. These five art prints contain critical messages from the Colonial Ministry of Information to which all loyal humans must pay heed. Hey, wait! That’s a good 11th tip for How To Spot a Cylon, right? Didn’t buy the propaganga poster set? You must be a Cylon! No? Okay… (Available December 31, 2007 but you can Order Now).
And finally, QMx unveils the first in their series of extremely limited-edition Artisan replicas, made in the USA by Hollywood special-effects professionals: the Cylon Raider Filming Miniature. I mean, you’ve got to have something upon which to unleash your righteous anger, right? Just, um, maybe pretend righteous anger? Destroying such a beautiful ship model would really be shame. (This product is currently In The Works).
So dress up your daggits in those funny antlers and pass the Dionysus hats and beards around. It’s time to celebrate the survival of the human race – while we still can!