Is actor Nicolas Cage a vampire? You decide.
This image of the Cage double comes from an actual Civil War photograph, making the actor almost 200 years old (or older) if he was a vamp before that period in history.
If Cage is a vampire it would certainly explain a lot of things.
{image courtesy of ABC News}



lol saw this story yesterday…yeah it would definitely explain a lot of things.
Why does he gotta be a vampire? Why can’t he just be your garden variety Gregory WIden immortal?
Or….I got to thinking, he could be a member of the Q Continnuim or, since we all saw him grow up before our very eyes and the Coppola Family are claiming him as one of their own, perhaps he is the proud possessor of a time machine. Hey, it’s possible.
OK. Fun idea, and there is a resemblance in the Civil War photo, but it’s just a resemblance. The ears are all wrong and don’t match, the eyes in the Civil War photo are more droopy, the eyebrows are set lower over Nick’s eyes than the Civil War photo…
Not that I’m being picky or anything…
Come on, look at Mr. Cage’s filmography.
He’s not a vampire, he’s “The Sorcerer,” waiting for his apprentice to be born.
Of course there was that awful film (title escapes me) where he played a pathetic nutjob who thought he was turning into a vampire.
Randall – It’s called Vampire’s Kiss.
Holy crap. I had forgotten about that turd! I remember how he bought plastic fans because he couldn’t afford the porcelain ones…
Nicolas Cage is a Time Lord, not a vampire.