Not On TV This Fall – It’s A Damn Shame Too!

Submitted by: Michelle (SoSF Fan)
Source: BBspot

Rejected New Fall TV Shows

• 11. Trading Infections – People with various diseases rub open wounds on each other. Whoever survives, wins.
• 10. Red Green’s Anatomy – Red Green gets naked and explores his anatomy.
• 9. America’s Next Top Kiss Ass – The best brown nosers vie for a mediocre job.
• 8. Law and Order: Special Ed Unit – Mentally challenged adults try to solve crimes, but instead get frustrated and bang their heads on tables.
• 7. L3tt3rs – An English professor uses his knowledge of grammar and Shakespeare to solve crimes in Omaha.
• 6. American Family Dad Guy – An animated series with a dysfunctional family composed of a heavy-set dad, a hot wife, a talking sea anemone, siamese twins, and a anorexic baby.
• 5. Extreme Makeover: Whore Edition – NYC prostitutes get makeovers then star on the next season of “The Bachelor.”
• 4. Lost: Sahara – Ten survivors of a Saharan plane crash slowly die of hunger and dehydration.
• 3. CSI: Akron – Crime scene investigators solve their toughest cases yet in this glitzy and glamorous city.
• 2. Deal, No Deal, or Sex with the Woman Holding the Briefcase – What will these men do? Will they take the money and run, or will they take their chances with the hotties holding the case.
• 1. America’s Fattest Losers – Stand up comedians poke fun at fatties until they cry. The comedian who gets them to cry first wins.