Submitted for your approval. The town of Wheelsy is a typical small hovel nestled away in the charmining backwoods of every very American landscape.

The townfolk are friendly and wave at passerbys, but tend to their own affairs and mind their own business. But then, cattle mutilations, missing pets, clogged phone lines and the rich neighbor begins acting strangely. Enter in, your turnipy-smelling sheriff Bill Pardy (Nathan Fillion of Serenity/Firefly).

You have just entered the Slither Zone.

On March 31, 2006 Slither slides into theaters all across the country hoping to scare the bejesus out of you while keeping its tongue planted firmly against its cheek.

Slither co-stars Elizabeth Banks (Spiderman 1 thru 3) and Michael Rooker (The 6th Day).