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ThinkGeek to Offer Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

ThinkGeek to Offer Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

October 8, 2009 By Mike Hickerson 3 Comments

tauntaunsleepingIt started as an April Fool’s gag, but it proved so popular that ThinkGeek will offer it for real next month.

The Tauntaun sleeping bag will go on sale in November, just in time for the holiday season.

ATTN Tauntaun Fanatics! We should have the real version of these cool sleeping bags arriving in early November. Initial quantities will be limited, so if you are at all interested in owning a piece of Star Wars history please click the Email me when available link.

In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive… and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag of course.

This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and plush lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is “Attack of the Clones” you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of “Empire Strikes Back”.
Use the plush lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the belly of a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside the stinking (but warm) carcass. If your kids don’t change their tune on which Star Wars film is the greatest ever, you can do your best Jar Jar impression until they repent.

Product Features
* Classic Star Wars sleeping bag simulates the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass
* Built-in embroidered Tauntaun head pillow
* Plush Lightsaber zipper pull
* Great for playing pretend “Save Luke from the Wampa” games
* Teach your children about the best Star Wars movie ever
* Fully Licensed Lucasfilm™ Collectable
* Enough room for adults, plenty of space for kids
* 100% Polyester construction, Machine washable
* Bag Dimensions – 33″ x 67″ (not including head pillow or legs)

Filed Under: Featured, Geeky, Funny & Weird Tagged With: Star Wars

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Comments

  1. Dave in NY says

    October 9, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    This is great! Where was this 20 years ago?

    Now I’m too old to use it 🙁

    Reply
  2. h82bu says

    October 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    Too big yes but NEVER to old! My kid is going to love this. 8yrs old and even he likes the original three best. Smart kid!

    Reply
  3. Sista Soul-Jah says

    October 9, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    I wonder how much it will cost and how bad it will smell on the inside.

    Reply

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