I have to confess: I have a small LEGO addiction. So, when I heard there was going to be LEGO movie, I had to watch it. I HAD to watch it. After seeing it, I have to say this: you HAVE to watch it too. [Read more…]
I was vaguely intrigued when I saw the preview for Warm Bodies, a movie that appeared (by the preview) to be about zombies. The preview was kinda funny but I had a bit of guarded skepticism. Was it a spoof, like Not Another Stupid Movie With Teenagers? Or was it a romance? [Read more…]
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
Just look at what I just wrote. It’s a collection of words that have NO business being anywhere near each other. It’s ridciulous. It’s absurd. There’s no way you can take it seriously because of how ludicrous it is.
And so, when seeing a movie called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter you should expect an absurd, ridiculous, and ludicrous movie. [Read more…]
Prometheus, the non-prequel-but-sort-of-prequelish-Alien-movie from Ridley Scott… what can I say about this? Well, first, let me tell you want I am not going to say about this. You aren’t going to get a spoiler-rific review from me, ever. If you wanted to get plot outlines, there’s plenty of other websites that will give that to you. [Read more…]
I am happy to say that the movie exceeded my expectations. I expected to fall asleep somewhere between the opening credits and the first lines of dialog, simply because I had stayed up late the night before and had a long day prior to stepping foot into the theatre. I am pleased to say I stayed awake for the whole thing.
That’s where my happiness ends. [Read more…]
It’s always hard to watch a genre property that you adore and not want to go completely FanBoy on it. Having a large collection of First Gen Transformers still sitting in a box in my closet, I was thrilled with the first Transformers movie. The FanBoy in me was willing to gloss over the many problems with that movie and would tell people “you should go see it!” [Read more…]