Want to Smell Like Captain Kirk?
Ever wonder what it was about Captain James T. Kirk that makes him so irresitble to alien females?
Maybe it’s his cologne…
You’ll get a chance to find out later this year when GenkiWear, LLC begins selling a line of “Star Trek” based cologne.  The three scents you can choose from are “Tiberius,” “Pon Farr” and “Red Shirt.”
The colognes are part of the huge merchandising push for the latest “Star Trek” movie.
No word yet on if “Pon Farr” drives you or your mate into a lust-crazed frenzy or if “Red Shirt” will cause you suddenly attract life-threatening hazards.
The colognes will be available for sale later this year.
“Red Shirt”, smell like the freshly dead!
Awesome.
I guess the Red Shirt fragrance could be considered an Expendable Essence
The ads for “Red Shirt” should say: “Live like tonight is your last!”
The ads for Red Shirt (especially for one Red Shirt) should read “Smell good even after rebuilding the dilithium converter and laying in Jeffries tubes all day!” or “Do you and your significant other want to stay inside and cuddle up with a good tech manual?” (For those who don’t get this last one, go back and watch “The Trouble with Tribbles”)
That scene in TOS where Spock is doing his Pon Farr thing, goes all wild and smashes the monitor always cracks me up. Anyway, this made me think of that.