Do you have a unique need? Do you think that special someone in your life might be a blood-sucking vampire, a werewolf or maybe just a simple life-ebbing succubus? Perhaps, just once you’d like to receive some uncommon-sense advice for extraordinary situations.
But — Who you gonna call? How about asking DR. ELDRITCH! The good doctor is always in and offers sound advice ranging from directions on the proper angle to drive that stake through the heart of your bat-infested lover to horoscopes delivered with uncanny accuracy by your ancient ancestors from the great beyond.
And just who is this Dr. Eldritch, you may be asking yourself. Dr. R. Eldritch is a near-legendary figure, whose life is shrouded in mystery. Little is known for certain. For example, no two sources agree on his birth, with dates ranging from 1703 to 1931. Sources agree that he received his doctorate from the University with No Name, but due to the multi-dimensional aspect of that institution, the exact date is also unclear. He is rumored to have consulted for a wide variety of diverse organizations: WHO, CIA, NSA, SCICOP, MI5, MI6, (and MI7, which the British Government denies that it exists), FBI, Interpol, the International Congress of Wizards, the NBA and PBS.
Are you curious? Then there is only one thing left for you to do. Visit Dr. Eldritch in his online office. No appointment is necessary — the doctor is always in.
Just Ring the Bell for admission into his examining room.
I’ve been reading this for the past day and it’s really quite good.