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President Bush Declares Zombies a National Threat

August 12, 2007 by Sam Sloan   || Category: Bizarre News

At a recent news conference President George W. Bush declared that Zombies are a threat to the national security of not only the United States, but the entire world. He has issued a formal declaration of war against the walking dead.

To hear the President’s message and his answers to some very penetrating questions from reporters on the Zombie issue go to our sister site The Zombie Channel and download the news conference held on the White House lawn.

After hearing the President’s announcement it might also be wise to get the manual on how to survive a Zombie attack, which can also be found on The Zombie Channel, your only reliable source of everything Zombie.

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Comments

4 Responses to “President Bush Declares Zombies a National Threat”

  1. tim and darcy low on August 12th, 2007 5:19 am

    hmmmmm, kinda explains his “ummmm” during all those speeches he makes.

    tim

  2. Kurt on August 12th, 2007 8:57 am

    In the words of a certain Scottish groundskeeper:

    Ach! Zombies!

  3. Kurt on August 14th, 2007 1:57 am

    Hmmm, is this article a little too close to the truth?

    All I’m getting at the ZC website is:

    Access denied
    You are not authorized to access this page.
    Who’s online
    There are currently 0 users and 2 guests online.

  4. Bradley on February 2nd, 2008 5:49 am

    LOL, good old Bush,
    he’s RIGHT!

    Zombies are a national threat, LOL
    Help me smash and slash them at this zombie site
    http://www.online-zombie-games.com

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