Our Michael Is Upset With the Surgically Altered Michael Who is Upset With the Fake Michael
Eonline is reporting that the surgically altered Michael Jackson is “furious” with GQ Magazine for offering up photos of a fake Michael trudging through the desert and sitting in a movie theater in the company of a group of children. A spokesperson for Jackson stated that Michael has “neither posed for, or…provided photographs of himself to GQ magazine. The person in these photographs is an imposter.”
Well, if anyone has a right to be furious it is our own Michael R. Mennenga. He is the real deal, unaltered and surgically intact. He lives in the deserts of Arizona and can be found lurking around the sand dunes on a regular basis in his finest dress and would never accompany strange unknown children to a theater.
Why is our Michael so upset? Because GQ didn’t even call!
Can speedos count as “finest” dress?